me before the serious ISO meeting.before the situation gets worse, i choose to cam-whoring! :)
Daisypath Anniversary tickers
EBiz Gold Windows
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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
in jubah!
me before the serious ISO meeting.before the situation gets worse, i choose to cam-whoring! :)
Birthday @ KMPh
the purple one from kak ema, kak marlina and kak ina. and the red one from pusat sumber. thnx guys! u made the day! :)
Intriguing Signs
1) Sign on motorway garage:
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS
2) Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
3) Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
4) Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
5) Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
6) Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS
2) Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
3) Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
4) Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
5) Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
6) Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Aussie Barbeque Season
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the Barbeque, usually on a Saturday, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Barbeque Routine
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
When a man volunteers to do the Barbeque, usually on a Saturday, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Barbeque Routine
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
The Old Ones are The Best - Or the Worst?
Drive on....Classic Car Joke
A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning.
'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.'
'Yes, I know.' replied the second, 'My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.'
'I can't turn my head,' rejoined the third, 'because of the arthritis in my neck.'
'My blood pressure pills make my dizzy,' commented the fourth, adding, 'I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.'
'Well, it's not all bad.' piped up the first, 'We should be thankful that we can still drive.'
A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning.
'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.'
'Yes, I know.' replied the second, 'My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.'
'I can't turn my head,' rejoined the third, 'because of the arthritis in my neck.'
'My blood pressure pills make my dizzy,' commented the fourth, adding, 'I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.'
'Well, it's not all bad.' piped up the first, 'We should be thankful that we can still drive.'
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Happy Birthday to me! :)
families and friends! million thnx for the gift and wishes! :) i made nice yet delicious spaghetti to share. come and join the celebration at pusat sumber! :)
families and friends! million thnx for the gift and wishes! :) i made nice yet delicious spaghetti to share. come and join the celebration at pusat sumber! :)
trillion thnx for the ingatan. i couldn't thank u more, so i publish all the wishes to share u the joy i have on my birthday! :)
my boo: he sang me happy birthday song! and i pretended to blow the candle on our imiginary cake..
farah nadia: elly darling :) hepi 24th befday. hav a blast :) missing u
makcik liza: Happy 24th Birthday! May your dreams stay big n your worries stay small. take care- makcik Liza
izu: MMS- Hepi b'day ally..may dis year bring u a step closer to ur life goals..all da besh wishes 4 u..
efa: MMS- I'm thankful 4 u cousin coz u r da best cuz i could never find. hehe :*
lani: Happy brtdy elly dear. moga2 mndpt sgla yg d ingini dlm hdup. mnga sntiasa gmbram d smg smua org t'syg. moga d pnjngkn umr n d mrahkn rzki. amim.
nenek: by phone call- wishing me happy birthday and pnjang umur n dimurahkan rezeki.
maksu ju: by phone call- singing happy birthday to me.
nazeeerah: by phone call- screaming and wishing me a joyful birthday.
mama: Happy birthday to mok su and kakak. semuga panjang umur dan dimurahkan rezeki. amin.
maksu mcd: Happy birthday to us ya...hehehe...
bank islam: Bank Islam wishes you a Happy Birthday on 25/03/2010. bankislam.SMS
Kak Tuty: Happy Birthday.
Nurulsyuhadah: "elly!!!!!!! hepi beshday~~~~~ :)"
Tierah: "hepy besday elly"
Shahrul:"happy besday !!"
Alifreyes:"HB !!!~"
Afifi:"hepy besday, cik elly...."
Sabrina Izni:"happy birthday elly. nak gaucho dior tggu i kawen dengan millionnaire dulu eh ;)"
Wan mohd helmi:"selamat menyambut ulang tahun kelahiran..smoga rezki murah pada tahun ini:-)"
Nur Hazwani: "~hepi besday Elly...hepi always....;)"
Aina Azhar:"Heppi besday ELLY! have a great besday!"
maksu ju:"Happy Bufday Ely...Hapi Bufday Ely...Hapi Bufday Suhaily Hapi Bufday Eliiiii......This wishes For a very special day...One that brings a world of joy And happiness your way-It's also filled with loving thoughts...Especially meant for you...For you're the kind of person..May Hapiness will always be with u...mmmmuuuuuaaahh....."
Nurissa Harriez:"eppy bufday elly ~ nak adiah pe utk bufday? slate tile? vine? nail? banana tree? hehe.."
Laniey:"selamat menyambut hari kelahiran ke 24. semoga semua yang di impikan menjadi kenyataan dan semoga di panjangkan umur serta di murahkan rezeki.nnti, kita jumpe tau..kim salam kat mama n ayah"
Raja Izhsan:"epi bday kak elly~"
Fathi Latif:"Selamat Menyambut HAri JAdi!"
Mohd Hilmi Zamri:"hepi birthday!"
Elmas Tengku Shaharizan:"hppy brthdy elly..heee.."
Wan Najiah:"elly...slmt ari lhir.mge muroh rzki supaye bley sopim byk2..hehehhe
n mge pjg umo..aminnn..."
Khairul amri:"selamat...."
Raja Izyan:"happy birthday dear.......hope this year n becoming year will full of happiness to you...."
Syahiran:"happy befday kak =) <3" bezday =")" you =" )"> hadiah cari sendri hehehehe
Nur Fadhilah Che Mohamad :"hepi besday!!!!!!"
Nur Aisyah Razali: "happy birthday elly..smga pnjg umur n murah rezeki :)"
Allamalina: "EpPi BeSdAy..."
Wan Faridatul Akmal: "happy besday elly....happy2 slalu..=)"
ekin: "happy birthday syg!!"
niny: "happy besday sayam......may God bless u....mwaaahhhh"
kak ziera: via phone call- singing birthday song to me.
aina: via phone call- wish me happy birthday
kakja: HAPPY BIRTHDAY...MAY HAPPINESS BE YOURS...
Azyyati: "elly cayang..hepy burfday :) mwah3 love u"
Afiqi Adnan happy birthday kak elly
sori lambat
Norzul Ain happy birthday elly..;)
Fadzirul B Kassim hppy bday yo!
Nurina Marini hi gorgeous! happy sweet 24th birthday!! xoxo
Aqilah Adnan happy bufday kak elly....
Rozaima Ema hepyy bufday...moga pjg umur,murh rezki dn capai semua yg dihajati...
Leng Wei Teck happy birthday elly...
Salsabila atrash:"haPpY biRtHDay...."Aimi Nadiah:"hepy besday,elly...
sweet 24..
miz u..."
Dayang Hanna: "happy bufday elly"
Aqilah Adnan:"happy bufday kak elly...."
Mimie Syawalisa:"apy besday elly...moga pe yang diimpikan menjadi reality...(*,*)...wish u all the best in life..."
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