Men Are Like…………..

Men Are Like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men Are Like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature.
Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men Are Like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men Are Like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men Are Like Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.