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Monday, January 25, 2010


its been a long time since i last mumbling in my blog. let me update my status first. i`m on permanent post now, working in Kolej Matrikulasi Gambang`s Pusat Sumber as Penolong Pegawai Perpustakaan. the environment + workload + salary are quite satisfying for me as i have no tanggungan yet.

KMPh located at Gambang. Dulu i kenal Gambang ni as laluan ke KL je. Never thought of working here. hahah..even though i duk kat quarters, i have to drive my car everyday. (luckily i have my lovely viva. never regret buying that car. so comey but a bit dusty and bersepah ckit now as i dont know how to get to nearest car wash. soon to learn.. :p ) i have to drive from my house to admin building to punch my attendance card then have to drive to my nice 3-floor Pusat Sumber building. i don't mind driving pasal mase tu je i leh dgr Xfm. Kalau dulu, tiap2 hari i leh dgr xfm lame2.. T_T

i love working here. Kalau dulu, i xde tenet tau. hari2 bored to death kat office. Skrg dah ade! :) tp kat lib desa pn best gak. Lots of children, games, talkative villagers, good food, etc...
but now i got 1 problem- HOMESICK!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

* Heels Problem?

One evening after work John drove his secretary home after she was unable to start her car. Not wanting to bother his wife, Maureen, he decided not to mention it to her.

Later that night John and Maureen were driving out to eat when the John spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.
They arrived at the restaurant a short time later and were about to get out of the car when Maureen enquired, 'John, have you seen my other shoe?'

* Make sure they get your name.

Ian arrived at a very popular restaurant and he was dismayed to find it very crowded. Approaching the hostess Ian asked, 'Will it be long?'

The hostess, seemingly ignoring Ian continued writing in her reservations book.

Thinking she had possibly not heard him the first time, Ian decided to ask again. 'How much time is the wait for a table?'
Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said, 'Oh, only about ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready.'
A short time later, Ian heard an announcement over the intercom system, 'Willette B. Long......... Willette B. Long, your table is ready.'

** Easy to Swallow?

jokes sharing session :)

My sister, Paula, and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Tommy crying hysterically.

He had accidentally swallowed a 5p piece and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5p coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy's ear. Tommy, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad!'