Wedding elly simple je. so preparation pn xdelah grand atau beriye sgt. lgpn wedding elly xde sanding,xwat kat rumah, akad nikah pn kat masjid. so mmg xbyk la preparation. hantaran pn kebanyakannya beli online. so kat sini dah save travelling cost. mama je la nk gi kl lg skali utk beli doorgift for adult. doorgift utk kanak2,elly tgh packing skrg. beli kat kuantan ni je. heheh..
kad kahwin elly n ejam wat sendiri je, tempah untuk print elly wat online je, then skrg tgh tunggu kad tu sampai. xleh bayangkan kalau xde internet. mesti berpeluh2 elly nk setelkan sume ni.
walaupun majlis ni simple, elly harap sedare mare, kawan2 sume dtg ramai2 tau. sbb nasi minyak yg parents elly tempah mmg mantop! elly bimbang gak ni kot2 elly melantak sesungguh hati kat meja pengantin nnt. hehhehehe...
satu prob elly yg nk tawen dlm mase lebih kurang sebulan lg, elly still gaining weight. sgt melampau...susah sgt nk kawal mkn..baju kahwin dah siap...takut lak kalau xmuat.
Ya Allah, tlgla wat hamba-mu ini kurus di hari perkahwinan..amin...
hari ni elly berjaya beli handbag utk wat hantaran. handbag pujaan hati..xmau upload gmbr disini. sila dtg ke wedding elly utk tgk handbag tersebut. muahahaha..
xsbr nk setelkan sume ni! nnt leh pakai handbag n kasut n perfume n sume2 barang hantaran dgn hati yang berbunga2.. :)
ejamkusayang, terima kasih 4 all this. i love u!
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Monday, May 3, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
I`m getting married! :)
xlame lagi i akan dpt title PUAN secara rasmi. :)
in about 6 weeks. cant wait!
but still lots of shopping to get done. huh...getting married requires large sum of money. i should have get thing-to-do sorted to help me through this preparation period.
i have to buy door gift for children, buy ring, shoes, hijab, veil, pay for makeup artist,tailor, invitation card printing and etc. plus, i have to make sure all my job is done because i will take a long leave for my honeymoon.
rumors said and i heard that in June, our library will went through tough time because of -------(wont mentioned here. its PNC.) lallalalalala....(singing merrily) **escaping song! its not me yang do all the shit stuff. so memang sepatutnya elly dikecualikan dr debaran ini. lagipun dia cam xrespect kami. proverb said "Give respect to earn respect."
ok, ignore the work probs.
I`M GETTING MARRIED! :)
in about 6 weeks. cant wait!
but still lots of shopping to get done. huh...getting married requires large sum of money. i should have get thing-to-do sorted to help me through this preparation period.
i have to buy door gift for children, buy ring, shoes, hijab, veil, pay for makeup artist,tailor, invitation card printing and etc. plus, i have to make sure all my job is done because i will take a long leave for my honeymoon.
rumors said and i heard that in June, our library will went through tough time because of -------(wont mentioned here. its PNC.) lallalalalala....(singing merrily) **escaping song! its not me yang do all the shit stuff. so memang sepatutnya elly dikecualikan dr debaran ini. lagipun dia cam xrespect kami. proverb said "Give respect to earn respect."
ok, ignore the work probs.
I`M GETTING MARRIED! :)
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Malaysia International Shoes Festival 2010
"The Malaysia Shoe International Shoe Festival 2010 will be held n Putra World Trade Center (PWTC) from 2 ~ 4 April 2010.
This prestigious event – Malaysia Shoe International Shoe Festival marks an attempt to turn the capital city of Kuala Lumpur into the ‘Shoe City of the East’
The world famous Dato’ Jimmy Choo serves as the advisor of this event which features a seminar on the various aspect of footwear, an exhibition of the works of selected local and international shoe designers and glamorous shoe fashion show."
i and my bff went to this festival. we arrive at KL and checked in at 4pm, then dashing straight to PWTC to join the crowd of shoesaholics!
we really cant help ourselves when it comes to shoes. everyone of us suddenly gets dizzy,hyperventilating, over-excited over the shoe show. shoes from bill keith, jimmy chia, zhang toi impressed me and their collections are up for sale, while designers shoes such as DIOR, CELINE, SALVATORE, AIGNER, MANOLO BLAHNIK, CHANEL ,GUCCI were placed in exhibition glass. the climax of the festival is all about jimmy choo! i was shocked to death for the price of Jimmy Choo`s which are equal to a bungalow or luxury condo! here`s are some of them.
This prestigious event – Malaysia Shoe International Shoe Festival marks an attempt to turn the capital city of Kuala Lumpur into the ‘Shoe City of the East’
The world famous Dato’ Jimmy Choo serves as the advisor of this event which features a seminar on the various aspect of footwear, an exhibition of the works of selected local and international shoe designers and glamorous shoe fashion show."
i and my bff went to this festival. we arrive at KL and checked in at 4pm, then dashing straight to PWTC to join the crowd of shoesaholics!
we really cant help ourselves when it comes to shoes. everyone of us suddenly gets dizzy,hyperventilating, over-excited over the shoe show. shoes from bill keith, jimmy chia, zhang toi impressed me and their collections are up for sale, while designers shoes such as DIOR, CELINE, SALVATORE, AIGNER, MANOLO BLAHNIK, CHANEL ,GUCCI were placed in exhibition glass. the climax of the festival is all about jimmy choo! i was shocked to death for the price of Jimmy Choo`s which are equal to a bungalow or luxury condo! here`s are some of them.
can u guys imagine me, bringing a packed gunny of money, then went to the PWTC, and returned home with just a pair of shoes?! yet still driving a viva and work as gov servant. hahahah...what a waste. :pthese are pictures from kak marlina`s digicam. :)
i will upload more pictures soon! cant wait for kak marlina to transfer the pictures of us during 5busiest days of the week!
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Man Left Wife at Petrol Station
A Macedonian drove six hours across Italy and into Germany before noticing he had left his wife at a petrol station.Ljubomir Ivanov , 35, only realised he had forgotten wife Iskra, 37, when he got a call on his mobile from police to say she was still waiting for him at the petrol station near Pesaro, in central Italy.He said, 'I filled up the tank with petrol, paid and then just drove off. I was very tired and not thinking straight.'She usually sits in the back seat so I didn't really see she wasn't there, until I got a call when I was already in Germany.' Mr Ivanov immediately drove back to Pesaro to pick up his wife so they could resume their holiday.'I had a lot of apologising to do, 'he said.
**we women have to prepare for sometimes mens forgot that they`re married. sigh...
**we women have to prepare for sometimes mens forgot that they`re married. sigh...
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Aussie Barbeque Season
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the Barbeque, usually on a Saturday, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Barbeque Routine
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
When a man volunteers to do the Barbeque, usually on a Saturday, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Barbeque Routine
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Happy Birthday to me! :)
families and friends! million thnx for the gift and wishes! :) i made nice yet delicious spaghetti to share. come and join the celebration at pusat sumber! :)
families and friends! million thnx for the gift and wishes! :) i made nice yet delicious spaghetti to share. come and join the celebration at pusat sumber! :)
trillion thnx for the ingatan. i couldn't thank u more, so i publish all the wishes to share u the joy i have on my birthday! :)
my boo: he sang me happy birthday song! and i pretended to blow the candle on our imiginary cake..
farah nadia: elly darling :) hepi 24th befday. hav a blast :) missing u
makcik liza: Happy 24th Birthday! May your dreams stay big n your worries stay small. take care- makcik Liza
izu: MMS- Hepi b'day ally..may dis year bring u a step closer to ur life goals..all da besh wishes 4 u..
efa: MMS- I'm thankful 4 u cousin coz u r da best cuz i could never find. hehe :*
lani: Happy brtdy elly dear. moga2 mndpt sgla yg d ingini dlm hdup. mnga sntiasa gmbram d smg smua org t'syg. moga d pnjngkn umr n d mrahkn rzki. amim.
nenek: by phone call- wishing me happy birthday and pnjang umur n dimurahkan rezeki.
maksu ju: by phone call- singing happy birthday to me.
nazeeerah: by phone call- screaming and wishing me a joyful birthday.
mama: Happy birthday to mok su and kakak. semuga panjang umur dan dimurahkan rezeki. amin.
maksu mcd: Happy birthday to us ya...hehehe...
bank islam: Bank Islam wishes you a Happy Birthday on 25/03/2010. bankislam.SMS
Kak Tuty: Happy Birthday.
Nurulsyuhadah: "elly!!!!!!! hepi beshday~~~~~ :)"
Tierah: "hepy besday elly"
Shahrul:"happy besday !!"
Alifreyes:"HB !!!~"
Afifi:"hepy besday, cik elly...."
Sabrina Izni:"happy birthday elly. nak gaucho dior tggu i kawen dengan millionnaire dulu eh ;)"
Wan mohd helmi:"selamat menyambut ulang tahun kelahiran..smoga rezki murah pada tahun ini:-)"
Nur Hazwani: "~hepi besday Elly...hepi always....;)"
Aina Azhar:"Heppi besday ELLY! have a great besday!"
maksu ju:"Happy Bufday Ely...Hapi Bufday Ely...Hapi Bufday Suhaily Hapi Bufday Eliiiii......This wishes For a very special day...One that brings a world of joy And happiness your way-It's also filled with loving thoughts...Especially meant for you...For you're the kind of person..May Hapiness will always be with u...mmmmuuuuuaaahh....."
Nurissa Harriez:"eppy bufday elly ~ nak adiah pe utk bufday? slate tile? vine? nail? banana tree? hehe.."
Laniey:"selamat menyambut hari kelahiran ke 24. semoga semua yang di impikan menjadi kenyataan dan semoga di panjangkan umur serta di murahkan rezeki.nnti, kita jumpe tau..kim salam kat mama n ayah"
Raja Izhsan:"epi bday kak elly~"
Fathi Latif:"Selamat Menyambut HAri JAdi!"
Mohd Hilmi Zamri:"hepi birthday!"
Elmas Tengku Shaharizan:"hppy brthdy elly..heee.."
Wan Najiah:"elly...slmt ari lhir.mge muroh rzki supaye bley sopim byk2..hehehhe
n mge pjg umo..aminnn..."
Khairul amri:"selamat...."
Raja Izyan:"happy birthday dear.......hope this year n becoming year will full of happiness to you...."
Syahiran:"happy befday kak =) <3" bezday =")" you =" )"> hadiah cari sendri hehehehe
Nur Fadhilah Che Mohamad :"hepi besday!!!!!!"
Nur Aisyah Razali: "happy birthday elly..smga pnjg umur n murah rezeki :)"
Allamalina: "EpPi BeSdAy..."
Wan Faridatul Akmal: "happy besday elly....happy2 slalu..=)"
ekin: "happy birthday syg!!"
niny: "happy besday sayam......may God bless u....mwaaahhhh"
kak ziera: via phone call- singing birthday song to me.
aina: via phone call- wish me happy birthday
kakja: HAPPY BIRTHDAY...MAY HAPPINESS BE YOURS...
Azyyati: "elly cayang..hepy burfday :) mwah3 love u"
Afiqi Adnan happy birthday kak elly
sori lambat
Norzul Ain happy birthday elly..;)
Fadzirul B Kassim hppy bday yo!
Nurina Marini hi gorgeous! happy sweet 24th birthday!! xoxo
Aqilah Adnan happy bufday kak elly....
Rozaima Ema hepyy bufday...moga pjg umur,murh rezki dn capai semua yg dihajati...
Leng Wei Teck happy birthday elly...
Salsabila atrash:"haPpY biRtHDay...."Aimi Nadiah:"hepy besday,elly...
sweet 24..
miz u..."
Dayang Hanna: "happy bufday elly"
Aqilah Adnan:"happy bufday kak elly...."
Mimie Syawalisa:"apy besday elly...moga pe yang diimpikan menjadi reality...(*,*)...wish u all the best in life..."
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Amazing Facts
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are palindromes. They read the same whether you read them left to right or right to left.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Now you know everything :)
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are palindromes. They read the same whether you read them left to right or right to left.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Now you know everything :)
Jokes: being a bear
* I'm Gonna be a Bear.
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!
Jokes: Unsolving problems
Dear Abby,
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'just some friends from work, you don’t know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the golf shop where I bought it?
Thanks Jim
================================================================* Another Batch of 'Dear Abby' Letters
Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything, and then said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. Now I've seen it, how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered; I think she is going through mental pause.
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'just some friends from work, you don’t know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the golf shop where I bought it?
Thanks Jim
================================================================* Another Batch of 'Dear Abby' Letters
Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything, and then said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. Now I've seen it, how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered; I think she is going through mental pause.
How to Translate Academic Jargon
When you next read an academic paper, make sure you have this handy guide by your side.
"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"...
I didn't look up the original reference.
"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...
These data are practically meaningless.
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS"...
An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"...
The other results didn't make any sense.
"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN"...
This is the prettiest graph.
"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"...
I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
"IN MY EXPERIENCE"...
Once.
"IN CASE AFTER CASE"...
Twice.
"IN A SERIES OF CASES"...
Thrice.
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"...
I think.
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"...
A couple of others think so, too.
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" ...
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS"...
Rumour has it.
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF THESE FINDINGS"...
A really wild guess.
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"...
Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a beer glass.
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS"...
I don't understand it....and I never will.
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"...
They don't understand it either.
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY"...
A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"...
I am pleased to feed you this rubbish.
Postscript:
These special phrases are also applicable to anyone reading an academic paper.
"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"...
I didn't look up the original reference.
"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...
These data are practically meaningless.
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS"...
An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"...
The other results didn't make any sense.
"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN"...
This is the prettiest graph.
"THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT"...
I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
"IN MY EXPERIENCE"...
Once.
"IN CASE AFTER CASE"...
Twice.
"IN A SERIES OF CASES"...
Thrice.
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"...
I think.
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"...
A couple of others think so, too.
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE" ...
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS"...
Rumour has it.
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF THESE FINDINGS"...
A really wild guess.
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"...
Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a beer glass.
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS"...
I don't understand it....and I never will.
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"...
They don't understand it either.
"A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY"...
A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"...
I am pleased to feed you this rubbish.
Postscript:
These special phrases are also applicable to anyone reading an academic paper.
baby Danish
this kid sgtla naughty..
tp comey.. :)
he call me aunty elly..
i`m old.
after kenduri kak ema,i`m stayed at kat ina`s house for a night.
then i blhla usik2 n main2 ngan budak kecik ni.
then bile i nk balik rumah, budak ni xbagi balik.
he said " aunty jgnla balik...hujan.."
hehhe...padahal i naik kete, hujan pn renyai2 je....
adik, lenkali ckplaa " aunty jgnla balik, adik xpuas lg main ngan aunty.." :)
baru aunty stay.. :P agaknye la kot..
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
The Old Ones are The Best - Or the Worst?
Drive on....Classic Car Joke
A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning.
'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.'
'Yes, I know.' replied the second, 'My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.'
'I can't turn my head,' rejoined the third, 'because of the arthritis in my neck.'
'My blood pressure pills make my dizzy,' commented the fourth, adding, 'I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.'
'Well, it's not all bad.' piped up the first, 'We should be thankful that we can still drive.'
A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning.
'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.'
'Yes, I know.' replied the second, 'My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.'
'I can't turn my head,' rejoined the third, 'because of the arthritis in my neck.'
'My blood pressure pills make my dizzy,' commented the fourth, adding, 'I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.'
'Well, it's not all bad.' piped up the first, 'We should be thankful that we can still drive.'
Jokes! because sharing is caring :)
Real requests fielded by an American travel agent.
Bad Hair Day
A New Hampshire Congresswoman asked me to book her an aisle seat on the airplane. She did not want her hair to get messed up by being near the window.
Passport Saga
I got a call from a Congress man, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain that he needed a passport. He interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts."
Without trying to make him lose face, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in
Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response - click, the phone went dead.
Map Reading
A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked for him. I asked for details of what was wrong with the hotel in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don’t lie to me. I am looking at the map, and Florida is a very thin state!!!"
More Map Reading
I got a call from a Lawmaker’s wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map."
Big Airport in Texas
An Aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if they could rent a car in Dallas. When I looked at the reservation, I noticed that they only had a one-hour stop-over Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car for just an hour, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates to save time.
Bad Hair Day
A New Hampshire Congresswoman asked me to book her an aisle seat on the airplane. She did not want her hair to get messed up by being near the window.
Passport Saga
I got a call from a Congress man, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain that he needed a passport. He interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts."
Without trying to make him lose face, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in
Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response - click, the phone went dead.
Map Reading
A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked for him. I asked for details of what was wrong with the hotel in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don’t lie to me. I am looking at the map, and Florida is a very thin state!!!"
More Map Reading
I got a call from a Lawmaker’s wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map."
Big Airport in Texas
An Aide for a Bush cabinet member once called and asked if they could rent a car in Dallas. When I looked at the reservation, I noticed that they only had a one-hour stop-over Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car for just an hour, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between the gates to save time.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Mumbling...
its been a long time since i last mumbling in my blog. let me update my status first. i`m on permanent post now, working in Kolej Matrikulasi Gambang`s Pusat Sumber as Penolong Pegawai Perpustakaan. the environment + workload + salary are quite satisfying for me as i have no tanggungan yet.
KMPh located at Gambang. Dulu i kenal Gambang ni as laluan ke KL je. Never thought of working here. hahah..even though i duk kat quarters, i have to drive my car everyday. (luckily i have my lovely viva. never regret buying that car. so comey but a bit dusty and bersepah ckit now as i dont know how to get to nearest car wash. soon to learn.. :p ) i have to drive from my house to admin building to punch my attendance card then have to drive to my nice 3-floor Pusat Sumber building. i don't mind driving pasal mase tu je i leh dgr Xfm. Kalau dulu, tiap2 hari i leh dgr xfm lame2.. T_T
i love working here. Kalau dulu, i xde tenet tau. hari2 bored to death kat office. Skrg dah ade! :) tp kat lib desa pn best gak. Lots of children, games, talkative villagers, good food, etc...
but now i got 1 problem- HOMESICK!
KMPh located at Gambang. Dulu i kenal Gambang ni as laluan ke KL je. Never thought of working here. hahah..even though i duk kat quarters, i have to drive my car everyday. (luckily i have my lovely viva. never regret buying that car. so comey but a bit dusty and bersepah ckit now as i dont know how to get to nearest car wash. soon to learn.. :p ) i have to drive from my house to admin building to punch my attendance card then have to drive to my nice 3-floor Pusat Sumber building. i don't mind driving pasal mase tu je i leh dgr Xfm. Kalau dulu, tiap2 hari i leh dgr xfm lame2.. T_T
i love working here. Kalau dulu, i xde tenet tau. hari2 bored to death kat office. Skrg dah ade! :) tp kat lib desa pn best gak. Lots of children, games, talkative villagers, good food, etc...
but now i got 1 problem- HOMESICK!
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
* Make sure they get your name.
Ian arrived at a very popular restaurant and he was dismayed to find it very crowded. Approaching the hostess Ian asked, 'Will it be long?'
The hostess, seemingly ignoring Ian continued writing in her reservations book.
Thinking she had possibly not heard him the first time, Ian decided to ask again. 'How much time is the wait for a table?'
Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said, 'Oh, only about ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready.'
A short time later, Ian heard an announcement over the intercom system, 'Willette B. Long......... Willette B. Long, your table is ready.'
The hostess, seemingly ignoring Ian continued writing in her reservations book.
Thinking she had possibly not heard him the first time, Ian decided to ask again. 'How much time is the wait for a table?'
Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said, 'Oh, only about ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready.'
A short time later, Ian heard an announcement over the intercom system, 'Willette B. Long......... Willette B. Long, your table is ready.'
** Easy to Swallow?
jokes sharing session :)
My sister, Paula, and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Tommy crying hysterically.
He had accidentally swallowed a 5p piece and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5p coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy's ear. Tommy, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad!'
My sister, Paula, and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found Tommy crying hysterically.
He had accidentally swallowed a 5p piece and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5p coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy's ear. Tommy, naturally, was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully - 'Do it again, Dad!'
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Happy Birthday Sayangku! :)
happy new year and happy birthday! :)all the best for a year ahead! keep on flirting sayang! :)
may Allah murahkan rezeki kita, then make us happy ever after!i love u sayang! :)
xoxo- u know u love me... :)
Friday, December 11, 2009
Promotion to Permanent Post
Alhamdulillah...Praise to Allah..
i just got offer to upgrade my post from kontrak to tetap from PNM :)
i wonder where i`ll be posted after this...
i`m so over the moon right now.. :)
i just got offer to upgrade my post from kontrak to tetap from PNM :)
i wonder where i`ll be posted after this...
i`m so over the moon right now.. :)
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