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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Funny Cars

its been a while since i last wrote on my blog due to kesibukan di office. so to celebrate jadual pusat sumber yang dah siap tu, i`ve googled for some jokes and funny picture. and here`s the outcome:

hmmm...maybe thats not funny enough. here`s funnier cars and female driver found on the internet:

 how bout male drivers?
 more tragic...phew...

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Blonde Stewardess

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

credit: coolfunnyjokes.com

Time Teller

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.

Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"

The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.

Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."

The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.

Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

credit: coolfunnyjokes.com

Never Ask Blonde to paint ur house

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

credit to: coolfunnyjob.com

Smoking IS Bad

They smoke for 30-40 years, then they show up, 'I had no idea it was bad for me!'
Come on. You're breathing in fire. What did you think you were doing, training for the circus?
Even if they didn't put a label on the pack, you would know it's bad for you, wouldn't you?
They don't need to put a warning label on a hammer for me to know if I smack myself in the face, it's gonna hurt.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

the bestest things about marriage

is when kite keluar jalan2, xya cover2 lg...leh pegang tgn sewenang-wenangnye tanpa bimbang kot2 terserempak ngan sedare atau kawan2 mama atau ayah..pastu leh kuar ngan hubby,balik lewat mlm, lepak kat mamak mlm2.leh tgk movie berpegang tangan, dlm kete pn same..dpn parents pn ok.. :)dulu sebelum kawen, bersentuhan tu berdosa, haram, skrg kalau wat, dpt pahala. insyaallah.. :)

God, i`m in love with my husband..Ya Allah, berkatilah perkahwinan ini, jadikanlah kami pasangan yang bahagia hingga ke akhir hayat kami.. :)

Monday, June 21, 2010

my wedding- my camera phone

6.00pm- after outdoor shooting. :)

i love u sayang! :)

my luvly mito, tirah and wani

after akad

the best kadi ever. :) sebab selesaikan akad ni dengan efektif dan efisien. :)

my lovey dovey hubby

with maksu. on our way to the masjid.

9.30am. baru lepas makeup. thnx kak ayu for wonderful touch! :)

Urban Myth of = rand(200,99)- amazing!

Just so that we are both on the same page or wave-length. Launch Word for Windows and type precisely :
= rand(200,99)

What you should get is zillions of : The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

If it does not work e.g. you have Word 2007 try this:


The urban myth is that this is a bug with Word for Windows. A variation of this urban myth is that Microsoft programmers have left an 'Easter Egg*' in the program. The truth is more prosaic, even boring, = rand(200,99) is a function included by design.
Despite truth, that need not stop you baffling your friends by challenging them to type the phrase = rand(200,99) in their copy of Word for Windows.

Background of = rand(200,99)

Word for Windows has a powerful built-in macro language. Try highlighting text and holding down the shift key while pressing F3 (Function key 3). That's a more useful Word macro in action.
To return to = rand(200,99). The effect of zillions of : The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, works even if you omit any numbers, = rand(), moreover you can try other numbers, for example = rand(2,3). Soon you will realize that the first number refers to the paragraphs, while the second number refers to the sentences. Who ever initiated this urban myth wanted to demonstrate the maximum parameters of sentences and paragraphs.
=rand() is a well known random function hand for statistics or simulating card games such as blackjack.

Finally, a word about the phrase:
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
This is a classic sentence to check every letter in the English alphabet, for example to see how letters with tails appear in different fonts.

Funny Things Found in Returned Books: by Librarian Jan Bild

The Guardian newspaper is to be thanked for bringing this article to our attention having interviewed former librarian, Jan Bild, in Worthing after a 30 year career working in libraries.

The following strange articles were found in the books returned to the library:

* A rasher of uncooked bacon [presumably a book mark]
* A £10 note
* A shoelace
* One large feather
* A bag of hashish in a hole gouged in the book's centre pages
* A Pension book
* Love letters to Edith
* Vomit [sorry]
* Photos
* Page where every letter 'O' had been coloured in
* Bank statements
* Spaghetti

p/s: luckily kat library kmph xde yang tinggalkan barang-barang pelik macam ni. :)

my Coach

my lovey dovey coach handbag for my wedding! :)

the yellow one for my mum with the message happy belated mother`s day mama! :)
and the pink one is for me! :)

oh my coach! :)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

niagara falls

duit itu ibarat air terjun di niagara falls apabila wedding dah dekat...thnx ayah, mama, nenek, ejam,ibu for giving me financial support. sampai hujung nyawa elly akan kenang...

oh my coach!

i`ll be driving home in the next hour.
but i haven't receive my coach bag for my hantaran perkahwinan yet.
i am so upset and disappointed with this seller. do i have to buy another coach in KL to replace the bag?
i gave up of waiting for the yellow coach, so i just bought another coach which the colour is pink.
handbag is my passion. i never expect handbag to betray me for not turning up on my big day.
however, kalau the yellow one reaches me before friday, on my dulang hantaran will be 2 coach handbags! oh my coach! i always in love for designer handbags!

ok. lets pray...