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Thursday, May 28, 2009

My apologizes

Millions apologizes for setting this blog to private. i did this to retain my privacy due to some claim that i am naughty after office hour. SO i have to privatize this blog to avoid any 'wild' accusation towards me as it was happened once last year. sorry. i will open this blog to public after a short while.

Mumbling...

So many days flew away without updating my blog. Theres a lot of things happened lately. maybe i should list some, to make sure all the good old days permanently save in this blog (or should i say it diary.....hmmm..) i`ll try my best to recall..
  1. the arrival of my new handbags. the pink corduroy.
  2. 3 pairs of shoes in 30minutes. thnx Vincci for the sale.
  3. Scandalous. XOXO. U know u love me.
  4. i'm getting tanner than ever
  5. the 2nd batch handbags business just started
  6. new gold bracelet
  7. new green RayBan-shaped sunglasses
  8. speed trap summon
  9. 2 terengganu silk for my latest baju kurung
  10. swarovski diamond anne klein watch for my mama on mothers day
i cant recall completely. appreciate if u guys can help me to recall. blur.....

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Oh! The camera impressed me :)

Thanks kak tuty for the picture. Click on the picture to view every detail of the flower.

ghost-jokes

What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A dead end.

Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.

What is a vampires favourite type of ship?
A blood vessel.

What's a ghosts favourite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster

What was a witch's favourite subject when they were in school?
Spelling!

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!

Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.

Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because her baby was coffin.

What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's
brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.

Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
A blood hound.

What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.

What do you call pretend rocks?
Shamrocks.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Software problems :p

Boyfriend vs Husband Software

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. What I have noticed is a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewellery applications, which had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as Sport 7.3, NFL 3.2 and Tennis 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Your faithfully

Desperate Susan
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Reply from Tech Support

Dear Desperate Susan,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the program: Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to introduce viruses into the Operating System.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I personally recommend Home Cooking 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5. Finally consider applications such as Lingerie 6.9 (which has been credited with improved performance of his hardware).

Good Luck
Tech Support

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