Daisypath Anniversary tickers

Daisypath Anniversary tickers


EBiz Gold Windows

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Men lead a happier life? *sigh*

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack.
  • You never have strap problems in public.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You! are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original colour.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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