Men lead a happier life? *sigh*

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• You can never be pregnant.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack.
• You never have strap problems in public.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You! are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original colour.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.