How to Make a Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

**credit to jokes.com

New Job, New Workplace

The transformation begins on the 1st of July 2009, which has transformed me from Executive of Ijtihadik Division of IISB to Pen. Peg. Perpustakaan of PNM.
I was posted to Kg Fikri`s Desa Library, Setiu (about 65km from my hometown). Kg Fikri is the village’s village! No market, no restaurant, no bookstore, no petrol station, no 3G coverage, no 7e-even more. Most of all, NO INTERNET CONNECTION! For that, I decided to drive everyday which took me about 45mins each journey.

I’ve decided to move to this job not because of money. Bare in mind, although I love shopping, money is not the reason why I quit. Even now, I have my salary shorten by moving to this new job. I sacrifice a lot (traveling alone, shortage of salary, increased monthly expenditure, have to face new moody boss)...and the main reason I move to this job is I love reading!! (And I `m not going to tell ya the other reasons)
Kg Fikri such a beautiful and peaceful village. But that’s not my cup of coffee... I find it’s hard to find nearest stall to lunch so that I have to bring my meals from my hometown and let it accompany me driving all the way to my workplace.
Sometimes i feel kind of RALAT accepting this job. :(
help......

i`m into him

peace~

baby, i`m in love! :)

we made for each other! :)

Convocation Fair - UMT,16 July 09

waiting for the dinner....

Habib bg tazkirah. Bagusla dia tu... :)

mang- 0179385715 -call if u interested.

wonder what spell made Hamdan so small...

supposed to look like a set of stair, tp xjd... :p

kimi n mang yg koya

am i getting slimmer?

nah!~

band-to-be

kak ja gadis ayu

kimi,mang,hamdan, habib, kak ja, elly, ejam n shoqi the photographer made
Us!!

am i the shortest ?

Takin` Back My Love

i`m TAKEN!

after a being single for such a long period (8 months), i`m finally fall in love again! :) hope he`s the one.

July 14, 2009
900pm

How being a parent can change your life:

When a baby is born into a family it affects every one in that family. However, as you have baby 2 then baby 3, the way in which you deal with the child also changes considerably. Read these suggested differences and enjoy a laugh with Will and Guy.

Your clothing:

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your pregnancy is confirmed.
2nd baby: You wear your ordinary clothes for as long as you are able
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your ordinary clothes.
Getting ready for the day of the birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing as often as possible
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing your breathing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't help at all.
3rd baby: You accept an epidural injection as soon as it is offered.

Major concerns:

1st baby: At the first sign of upset, the slightest cry you pick up the baby for a cuddle.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her cries threaten to wake your neighbours.
3rd baby: You teach your 2 year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Dummies:

1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor you put it away until you can go home and disinfect it properly.
2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

Buying a layette*:

1st baby: You wash the clothes before organising them into colour coordinated folded piles neatly laid out in the baby’s specially bought chest of drawers.
2nd baby: You make sure that the clothes are clean and throw only the ones with the dirtiest marks on them.
3rd baby: You are heard to say that boys can wear pink, no problem.

Note* Layette means all the clothes you need for a baby. Vests, cardigan, babygro all-in-ones and even bonnets.

Nappies: [Diapers in the USA]
1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their nappy every 2 to 3 hours, if required.
3rd baby: You change their nappy when others start to complain about the smell or you see it hanging down low.

What activities do you do with your youngster?

1st baby: You take your child to the Clinic, the Gym, the swimming pool and the Library for story time.
2nd baby: You take your youngster to the Clinic.
3rd baby: You take your child to Asda/Walmart.

Baby sitters:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter you call home 4 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

How you react when at home with the baby:

1st baby: You spend a great deal of time every day just gazing lovingly at your baby.
2nd baby: You spend some of everyday keeping an eye open to ensure that your eldest child isn't squeezing, poking or hurting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend some of every day hiding from the children.